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Never November 30, 2008

Filed under: well shit — Rachel @ 9:27 pm

Never EVER leave an open cup of tomato juice in your refrigerator.

NEVER!

Especially don’t do it if your fridge is a white french door ,  the tomato juice will be SURE to fall into the little crack of the freezer drawer.

The contrast of the red tomato juice and the white refrigerator will be quite shocking, it will appear as if Edward Cullen himself vomited all over your fridge.

Then, be sure not to throw any of the tomato juice-saturated paper towels onto the already overflowing trash can, this will tip your trash can over, spilling WET coffee grounds and orange peels all over the floor.

Yes, this actually happened to me tonight. I think I win the award for “klutziest EVAR”.

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2 Responses to “Never”

  1. Rachel Says:

    Hmm, now that you mention it, I think that would be quite appropriate. We do seem to share the same tendency to get ourselves in odd predicaments.
    This episode was less than a week after I attempted to get a pumpkin pie out from underneath a bowl of saran-wrapped broccoli, breaking the bowl of broccoli, sending shards of porcelain and broccoli (with a special added bonus of broccoli water) ALL OVER THE KITCHEN FLOOR.
    Luckily, I escaped Thanksgiving without any such incidents.
    Phew.


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