Feel free to follow me on Twitter.
My account there is fairly new. So ya know, if you ever want to hear someone whine about stuff, you should totally check it out. I mean, you take the time to come here and read paragraph after paragraph about:
a. how klutzy and clumsy I am
b. how much I hate (insert noun here)
c. how much I love (insert noun here)
d. how much (insert noun, verb, or adjective here) confuses me
e. scads of fun four letter words
f. the state of my various bodily systems
So you totally know that you crave MORE.